Last night's was a doozy. Long, detailed, weird.
The beginning was set in a cottage where my family was going to vacation, and we had been mailed to key by a mysterious stranger. (Red flag, I KNOW. #kidsdonttrythisathome) But it turns out... surprise, surprise... that it was someone's home and that all of us barging in with a week's worth of luggage, groceries, and mayhem was unwelcomed. But the owner turned out to be an FBI agent who just wanted us out of there as quickly as possible, so he offered most of the family a free trip to Hawaii while a handful of us could choose to be given a Winnebago with magical powers (not unlike this). My mom and I chose that option, and so embarked on a strange adventure with a friend of mine and some of the cast of The Middle.
The Winnebago transferred some of it's magical powers to me, giving me the ability to move things with my mind... very helpful when unpacking. So mom, my friend, Charlie McDermott, Eden Sher, and I road-tripped our way across the country in this magical RV. We ended up at the biggest Halloween warehouse ever so I could choose a costume for this year. BUT some evil spies had followed us there, thinking we worked for the FBI agent who gifted us the magic Winnebago in the first place, and so I was chased in and out of aisles of Halloween costumes, decor, and seasonal snacks by scary women dressed as sexy nurses.
I did eventually win with the help of a small child whom I had tutored in a previous dream... she showed up like a miniature fairy godmother to help me conquer all. She had a magical lollipop that scared the evil sexypants away because they were afraid of sugar. The warehouse owner was so grateful that he gave me as many costumes as I wanted, so in the end not only did I win, but I also had hundreds of princesses dresses.
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